The best legal disclaimer of the year..
From Randy Gage’s blog:
“Once again it is time for my annual tradition of butchering Clement
Moore’s classic poem. But this year, there’s a diabolical new
twist! More about that in a minute….
First let me wish you and yours a wonderful holiday season, and a
happy New Year.
Legal Notice:
The holiday greeting and wishes for a Happy New Year contained in
this newsletter are extended from Randy Gage (“Wishor”), to you
(“Recipient”), subject to the following terms and conditions:
This greeting is extended without obligation, implied or implicit,
best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct, gender neutral, celebration of the secular
winter solstice holiday only. Any similarities to religious
and/or national holidays are purely coincidental.
This greeting may be accepted in the context of the traditions of
the religious beliefs of your choice, or secular beliefs of your
choice, regardless of sexual orientation or operating system
preference. However, such acceptance by the recipient does not
imply any endorsements or consents by the Wishor.
My wishes for your emotional state, financial success, and freedom
from disease apply to the generally accepted calendar year 2009.
Any other calendars of choice from other cultures or sects are
subject to availability.
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal, is
revocable at the sole discretion of the Wishor, and is non
transferable. The Wishor implies no promise to actually implement
any of the wishes. The extent of the holiday spirit experienced
will be determined by the effort recipient puts into it. The
claims described are for illustration purposes only. Your results
may differ. These statements have not been approved by the Food
and Drug Administration. This greeting is void where prohibited by
law. “Christmas” “God” and “Jesus” are registered trademarks of
the Amway Corporation; all rights reserved.
And now, back to the poem, and the new twist…
Each year for the last five or six, I’ve updated the classic to
reflect what’s going on in the world. But with the advent of
technology (a/k/a me learning how to blog) I’ve decided to involve
all of YOU! I’ve started the poem and posted it on the blog. Now
it’s up to you guys to finish it! Give it a go at:
http://www.randygage.com/blog/
-RG”
